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You want the least expressive price for top quality product? Shipped directly to your door is the least expensive way.
You will not believe the prices for the quality product you receive.
We have spent countless hours hunting down the most consistent and reliable vendors the Darknet Marketplaces have to offer.
After 5+ years of networking, we finally have gotten plugged in directly with CA farmers. We now have access to more than 3,000 pounds of flower and numerous other products, at wholesale prices that are shipped directly from the distributor to your front door.
This bot is intended for customers looking to purchase $125+ orders and make payment with Bitcoin.
This bot is designed for people who have patience and are willing to wait for 3-5 business days to get their product.
In return for their patience, they will know that they are getting the absolute lowest prices on a huge range of products.
Do not ask if the prices found on the bot, are available for local pickup.
You will be immediately banned and blocked from any further business transactions.

We were was going to create and host an onion site on the darknet, and implement PGP encryption, but video streaming is near impossible over TOR so I figured, why re-invent the wheel? K.I.S.S. method deployed. Most people would rather stick with what they already know and are familiar with. Telegram.
If you have been long around long enough, you will recall the glory days of our Telegram menu where videos would be hosted and communication where done within the Telegram app. Well, we decided to return to our roots and will be hosting a Telegram bot that will be available to accept orders 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Telegram bots are significantly more difficult to ban than public channel or private channels.
Any questions or issues can be resolved by contacting us on Signal. No real person communication will take place on Telegram. For security purposes, Signal will be the only way to speak with a human.

✔️MUST be 21 years of age
✔️MUST be a minimum order amount of $100 (plus $25 for shipping)
✔️MUST only message any questions to us on Signal, not Telegram.
✔️MUST use real name of resident
❌DO NOT bump your message
✔️MUST read Refund Policy
✔️AGREE to these terms before purchase
✔️Payment methods: BTC & XMR ONLY
✔️ Payment must be paid in full at time of ordering
✔️ The Bot will supply you with tracking info within 48 hours of a successful order submission
❌ No deliveries to college campus or PO Boxes



✔️SEIZED = 100% REFUND or 100% STORE CREDIT
✔️HELD FOR MAILABILITY = 100% REFUND or 100% STORE CREDIT
✔️NO SCAN = 50% REFUND or 50% STORE CREDIT
❌IN TRANSIT = 0% REFUND
❌EMPTY BOX = 0% REFUND
❌FORWARDED = 0% REFUND
❌RTS = 0% REFUND
❌TRACKING SAYS DELIVERED = 0% REFUND
No. Cash is trash. In this world, crypto is king. This bot is strictly designed for purchases made with Bitcoin.
How-to Acquire Bitcoin?
One method: If you have Cash App, you can purchase BTC on Cash App. This requires extra verification so be prepared.
Want to avoid all the KYC(know your customer)?
Assistance is available for teaching you how to acquire non-KYC Bitcoin if spending $5k+
ANY of the exchanges listed here are great. Unfortunately, you need some BTC on the Lightning Network(LN) in order to begin a P2P exchange.
Cash App and Aqua Wallet allows transactions to take place on either the main-net or the LN for no additional fee.
Cake wallet is another highly recommended hot wallet. Easily purchase BTC using your credit card, bank account or other payment methods. If you want uber privacy, swap the BTC for XMR. Again, zero KYC

We have you covered from 1x device to all the way up to pallets(4k) of devices.
Semi-truck delivery to your storage location has a minimum order of 4k devices (mix and match brands allowed)
These orders get personal service due to the costs involved
Real time GPS data is sent to you to ensure your load arrives as promised
Cash, BTC, and XMR are accepted for in-town BULK (4k+) orders

Products include the following items:
•Muha 2g
•Aces 2g
•Big Chiefs 2g
•Fade 2g
•Hitz 2g
•Luigi 2g
•Drip 2g
•Sweetz 2g
•Cake 2g
•Bodega Boyz 2g
•Fryd 3g
•Muha 1g Cart
•Muha 2g Cart
•Fusion Shroom Chocolates
•Cry Baby Trio Wax
•Muha Meds Flower
•Sweetz Pre Rolls
•Muha Mambas
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